Not My Day? Not Her day?

Gal: Can I have a few minutes of your time?
Me: What about?
Gal: I am calling from xxx co. from China. We have just setup our office here.
Me: Right. Then?
Gal: Do you use any facial care products?
Me: Yes.
Gal: What brands?
Me: There are several of them.
Gal: Would TV ads influence you into buying the products?
Me: No. … Sorry, I have to go for a meeting.
Gal: What?
Me: Sorry, I have to go for a meeting.
Gal: 你很浪费人家时间呐！(hang up the phone)
Me: (Stunned) (laughing) (hang up the phone).

Complexion

I know this is gross but I have to say it.
I was driving very slowly in the heavy traffic. I noticed 2 African ladies walking along the pavement. One of them was in baby-tee and white shorts. Wearing white pants, short or long, usually display a sense of elegance. There are also inconvenience or problems come with it.
I wonder if her panties are black in color or she wasn’t wearing any.

Kidnap

It was 2.30pm on Saturday, I can't get tickets for some decent seats for Die Heard 4.0. There was no ticket at all for the next show or 2nd row from the screen for the show 4 hours later. The no. of uncollected tickets is 0. So I had no choice but to go for 'Kidnap'.
The storyline is kind of 'generic' with a little twist in the beginning and the end. 2 hours later, I came out from the cinema with full satisfaction, for both the movie and the caramel popcorn. I think it worths paying RM11 to see the 2 award winning actresses Rene Liu and Karena Lim. Drop the DVD or BT download please.
In the evening I can't help thinking of one of the movies that I watched few months ago - 双子神偷 starring Twins and Ang Kim Bo.

Guess

I TURN MY HEAD, AND YOU MAY GO WHERE YOU WANT.
I TURN IT AGAIN, YOU WILL STAY TILL YOU ROT.
I HAVE NO FACE, BUT LIVE OR DIE BY MY CROOKED TEETH -- WHO AM I?

明明

明明那秤是好好的，明明体重已经下到理想水平，但总是觉得自己胖了。
难到三十岁就是‘酱’的吗？
提到三十，突然觉得很有劲，有很多事要做。希望明天还是这样想。